Is It just me that things happen to, today I found two F$$%%^&  guys trying to take the wheels of my car one of then got such a shock when I hit him across the back of the head with the shackel on the end of  length of anchor chain I had acquired for the boat,  his mate left in a  bit of a hurry with a limp  he hurt his foot when the car fell on it. I t pissed me of a bit having to jack the car up and put the  two wheels back on  but I had a lovely warm glow afterwards and no one was there to se what had transpired.
I didn't report it you never know I might get lucky again.